Post by angrygames on Jul 8, 2014 21:28:24 GMT -8
I'm uh... some author from Idaho. I write all kinds of drivel, nonsense, and even an occasional garbage fire. I believe in equality for all human beings. Once in a while I say something really mean. Most of the time, it's about me.
Let's see... If you like ice hockey, we'll be friends. Unless you are a Red Wings fan. Then we've always been mortal enemies. If you are a band member of Killswitch Engage or DevilDriver, I'm the person who has been stalking you for a couple of years. If you are the police, I am not the person who has been stalking those bands for the last couple of years.
Did I forget anything?
Oh. I'm no expert, but if you need help with this publishing stuff (finding editors, cover artists, blah blah), I might have one good idea out of six, but 1/6 is still pretty good odds. Of course, you'd probably get a 5/6 or better from Google.
And I'm a pretty terrible author (you can tell because I use "and" at the beginning of sentences, and a lot of parentheses and I'm awful at using that thing that is just a single dot that end sentences that I can't ever remember the name of), so if I were you and looking for some craft advice, I'd drink a half gallon of bleach first instead of taking advice from me.
But if you're really desperate, I guess I'm kind of maybe a little possibly somewhat decent at that English stuff.
(I'm not, but I needed a little self-confidence boost just now).
Hrmmm. Right. So. Time for tea and crumpets. Whatever those are. They sound British.
Let's see... If you like ice hockey, we'll be friends. Unless you are a Red Wings fan. Then we've always been mortal enemies. If you are a band member of Killswitch Engage or DevilDriver, I'm the person who has been stalking you for a couple of years. If you are the police, I am not the person who has been stalking those bands for the last couple of years.
Did I forget anything?
Oh. I'm no expert, but if you need help with this publishing stuff (finding editors, cover artists, blah blah), I might have one good idea out of six, but 1/6 is still pretty good odds. Of course, you'd probably get a 5/6 or better from Google.
And I'm a pretty terrible author (you can tell because I use "and" at the beginning of sentences, and a lot of parentheses and I'm awful at using that thing that is just a single dot that end sentences that I can't ever remember the name of), so if I were you and looking for some craft advice, I'd drink a half gallon of bleach first instead of taking advice from me.
But if you're really desperate, I guess I'm kind of maybe a little possibly somewhat decent at that English stuff.
(I'm not, but I needed a little self-confidence boost just now).
Hrmmm. Right. So. Time for tea and crumpets. Whatever those are. They sound British.
